"Unfortunately for you I don't like people who lie because it's the popular thing to do, do if that's what you insist on doing, this isn't going to be a fun month for either of us."

She's not sure why he's laughing, and she's not entirely sure she cares. She leans forward, he leans back. She can work with that.

She traces her finger around the rim of her glass.

"Do I?"